THROWBACK

Since we're not getting any Bachelor Bash this month, here's a little throwback post from our dear Armpit Prince's famous bump n' grind scene in Cosmo Carnival 2015.

THROWBACK

Have you seen Imagine You And Me yet? Any armpit shots or shirtless scenes?

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Welcome to the Throwback Thread - where we reminisce the good ol' days of our dear Armpit King.

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(Armpit King 2016, Cosmopolitan Bachelor Bash 2012 Teaser)

I kinda miss the old Alden, to be honest.

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Carlo Sawit, Cosmopolitan Bachelor Bash 2013

Armpit Teasers

I'm actually excited for Born For You. It's just that Juan Happy Love Story is going to be it's rival show so I'm completely fucked up.

TGIF: Elmo Magalona

Our dear Armpit Prince, hitting all the right spots in CosmoCarnival 2015.

Smörgåsbord!

These boys are sending you lots of love this holiday season!

Missing Geoff

Sometimes, all you want is someone who skips the small talk, grabs you by the hair, and lays you down on the table like some kind of a dirty hoe that he got from some shady street then the rest is obviously too polite to put on here. I personally believe Geoff Eigenmann will do just that.

Oh These Boys

Look how big they've grown!

Alex Castro At CosmoCarnival 2015

What do you think about the "groping" incident at the CosmoCarnival 2015?

Elmo Magalona At CosmoCarnival 2015

♪♫ I wanna take you down,

I really wanna take you down ♫♪

Thank you for doing this, Elmo. Thank you for dancing to the tune of Chris Brown's "Take You Down" while you bump and grind (I think I just creamed my pants). Check out the videos of Elmo's last night's steamy performance at the CosmoCarnival 2015 after the jump!

#CosmoCarnival

The Cosmopolitan Bachelor Bash is back, but this time, things are getting a whimsical spin for the first ever Cosmo Carnival happening now at the SM Mall of Asia Concert Grounds. There will be prizes, kissing and jail booths, sexy games, and performances. Question is, will it be hotter than last year's? You be the judge.

THROWBACK (HD)

Since we're on the topic of this year's Cosmopolitan Bachelors lately, here's a throwback post brought to you by the very chunky Gaz Holgate from the Bachelor Bash 2013. Check out the HD version after the jump!

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Can you guess whose delectable armpit is this? Think before you click and lick!

Time For Bae's Baby Oil Bath

I wish I was one of those lucky girls. Sigh.

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Reader Markky sent me this clipping from the 2013 Cosmopolitan Bachelor Bash. Carlo's the reason I'm glad I have a plastic cover on my keyboard. Tee hee!

COSMOPOLITAN BACHELOR BASH 2014: Geoff Eigenmann

Another armpit shot of our dear Chunky Prince from the 2014 Cosmopolitan Bachelor Bash. Okay, the whip cream just makes me want to lick the whole thing then bury my face safely in his armpit to smell that smell.

COSMOPOLITAN BACHELOR BASH 2014: Jeric Gonzales

So I guess this is gonna be my first blog entry for this hot underrated Kapuso actor. Damn, never knew Jeric has sexy pits until I saw this armpit shot!

COSMOPOLITAN BACHELOR BASH 2014: James Reid

Younger and smooth guys are not really my thing, but I feel like taking this boy home, bake him chocolate chip cookies, and tuck him into bed.