THROWBACK

Geoff Eigenmann in Lobo (2008).

THROWBACK

The Eigenmann Sex Appeal is too strong in this picture.

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Geoff Eigenmann, Cosmopolitan Centerfold 2014 Photoshoot.

Missing Geoff

Sometimes, all you want is someone who skips the small talk, grabs you by the hair, and lays you down on the table like some kind of a dirty hoe that he got from some shady street then the rest is obviously too polite to put on here. I personally believe Geoff Eigenmann will do just that.

#CosmoCarnival

The Cosmopolitan Bachelor Bash is back, but this time, things are getting a whimsical spin for the first ever Cosmo Carnival happening now at the SM Mall of Asia Concert Grounds. There will be prizes, kissing and jail booths, sexy games, and performances. Question is, will it be hotter than last year's? You be the judge.

Would You Lick It?

It's a no brainer.

THROWBACK

Today's throwback entry is brought to you by our chunky prince, Geoff Eigenmann from Action&Fitness magazine.

THE TOP 10 MOST VIEWED POSTS (2014)

It has been another wonderful year for us pit lovers and before it ends, let's start listing down the Top 10 Most Viewed Posts for this year. New names have made it on the list this time so if you feel like your favorite guy is included, go ahead and check it out after the jump!

COSMOPOLITAN BACHELOR BASH 2014: Geoff Eigenmann

Another armpit shot of our dear Chunky Prince from the 2014 Cosmopolitan Bachelor Bash. Okay, the whip cream just makes me want to lick the whole thing then bury my face safely in his armpit to smell that smell.

TGIF: Geoff Eigenmann

Geoff slowly pulling his underwear down while doing that familiar sexy dance. Damn, my heart is too weak for this!

COSMOPOLITAN BACHELOR BASH 2014: Geoff Eigenmann

Mmm... Yes, Geoff. My crotch is telling me that we won't see his furry armpits for sometime after this runway walk so here are some armpit shots of him from the Cosmopolitan Bachelor Bash last night. Seriously, he fits the chunky mould so well it hurts. Check out the pictures after the jump! 

TGIF: Geoff Eigenmann

Because I can't get enough of this armpit shot.

COSMOPOLITAN CENTERFOLD 2014: Geoff Eigenmann (Behind-The-Scenes)

This made my day. I'm glad there are some dedicated people like the awesome writers at Cosmopolitan Philippines keeping their eyes on every skin exposure of chunky guys like Geoff Eigenmann. This is what I call raw sexiness. I could stare at those lovely, lovely eyes forever. Sigh. Check out his very delectable armpit shots after the jump!!!

Geoff

I think Geoff Eigenmann is the type of guy who sweats a lot but still, you want to take a deep whiff of his used shirt after a whole day's work. 

My thoughts while looking at the picture above:

ROFL

Geoff Eigenmann For Men's Health (Behind-The-Scenes)

You might have probably seen these behind-the-scenes shots already but it's never too late to post it here. Yes, it's Geoff Eigenmann, sexy and all sweaty in this month's issue of Men's Health. My prayers have finally been answered by the MH team and I couldn't be happier. Enjoy these caps (while I go tend to my crotch, again) after the jump!

Chunky Prince

Another chunk alert for the other night's primetime soap armpit shot! Geoff Eigenmann is gracing us again with those broad shoulders, thick biceps, and a little peek at his sexy armpits. This guy needs to be spanked -- by me. I'll just let these caps from Adarna do the talkin'. Check them out after the jump! 

Geoff Eigenmann in Adarna

Last May, we all heard that GMA sent a "fat memo" to Geoff Eigenmann because the network has been struggling to keep up with the competition and they can't give my chunky-prince-turned-chubby an offbeat role. Well, last November 28's episode of Adarna proved that my Chunky Prince is back in the game and responded well to the memo. Damn, what I wouldn't give just to sniff his armpits quickly. Check out the armpit shots after the jump! 

TGIF: Geoff Eigenmann

I almost forgot how this scene made me feel so fucking good!

Geoff Eigenmann: Cosmo Pictorial

I personally think Geoff has the sexiest armpit in showbiz. I dunno why pero there's something in these pics that would make me cum just by looking at it. Sorry for the words. I just can't help it pag dating sa kanya. hehe. The last scap btw is from Basahang Ginto. Gah. I want to sniff your armpits Geoff!!!

Geoff Eigenmann: Hanford

I hope Hanford will do some armpit-revealing pics of him next time..