Since we're on the topic of this year's Cosmopolitan Bachelors lately, here's a throwback post brought to you by the very chunky Gaz Holgate from the Bachelor Bash 2013. Check out the HD version after the jump!
Hi Armpit Fetish King Marcus, can you feature my faithful Husband Dennis Trillo? He's wearing sando and whoring his heavenly armpits (that I own btw, those pits are my property) in almost every scene in that show. True Story: I was dining alone in North Park when My Husband Dennis entered with his family. He was wearing a tight white shirt. I was so horny last week that I masturbated while looking at Dennis. My right hand was under the table. I came in about less that 2 mins. I came in their paper placemat that has all their menu. Didn't care if someone noticed. I'm obsessed with Dennis. Can you do that, Marcus? Can you do something that extreme to show your fetish to my armpit king? I bet you can't!
Sana kasama sa cosmo centerfold ngayong taon ang bagong libog ng buhay ko na si Mark Newmann!! *crossfinger*
ReplyDeleteYes si mark neumann na lang ang kulang solb na solb na ako!! Elmo derrick and mark plsssss
DeleteHi Armpit Fetish King Marcus, can you feature my faithful Husband Dennis Trillo? He's wearing sando and whoring his heavenly armpits (that I own btw, those pits are my property) in almost every scene in that show.
ReplyDeleteTrue Story: I was dining alone in North Park when My Husband Dennis entered with his family. He was wearing a tight white shirt. I was so horny last week that I masturbated while looking at Dennis. My right hand was under the table. I came in about less that 2 mins. I came in their paper placemat that has all their menu. Didn't care if someone noticed. I'm obsessed with Dennis. Can you do that, Marcus? Can you do something that extreme to show your fetish to my armpit king? I bet you can't!